Tuesday, 4 June 2013

About that SPOILER! That Happened To SPOILER! On Last Night's SPOILER!

If you think what Walder Frey did over a broken oath was bad, imagine what he'd do to you if you spoiled his favourite television show.
Okay so here's your obligatory stop-reading-right-this-instant-if-you-are-not-up-to-date-with-your-favourite-television-show-because-in-this-article-I-will-be-discussing-the-shows-tagged-and-therefore-there-will-be-SPOILERS! But if you're anything like me you'll probably just ignore this warning and go right ahead anyway, unaware that seconds from now your bad decision will spoil a television show that you watch, which is exactly what happened to me with Game of Thrones last night.

As anyone with access to the Internet probably knows by now HBO's Game of Thrones went and killed off two major characters is a very unceremonious way. And it made for great television. It was the emotionally shocking stuff I love to watch. But I can't help but feel that what happened might have had an even stronger resonance with myself, and many others who have voiced their dismay at being spoiled, if we'd stayed away from our computers before watching the episode.

Personally, I have no one to blame but myself. I frequently visit television news sites based in the US (being fully aware that I usually won't get to see shows that air until a couple of hours later), and even non-descript article titles like 'Game of Thrones Shocker', at which point I should have closed my web browser, didn't deter me. And so it came to be that I found an article titled 'Game of Thrones showrunners interview: The Red Wedding -- EXCLUSIVE', which was accompanied with this picture and the caption below it:
 
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Game of Thrones just depicted one of the most disturbing death scenes in TV history: The graphic massacre of noble young rebellion leader Robb Stark...
And of course, that's where, like Robb, I was completely blindsided, and also like Robb's death, I was partially responsible for what occurred. Although I'm glad I did remain partially unscathed... I didn't know Talisa, her unborn child, and Catelyn were doing to die, so that's something. Regardless, let's just say I got off easy. I've already heard of several accounts of people finding over through Facebook, and promptly deleting whoever spoiled them over the incident.

I think it's safe to say this won't be the first or last time viewers are spoiled of a major death on television. I, of course, have done this before. I found out about Jimmy Darmody's death on the season two final of Boardwalk Empire while still trying to catch up with the show. Likewise, by the time I started watching Dexter I already knew Trinity would kill Rita in the season four final, in fact, finding out might been the catalyst for me to start watching the show.

But it's not only the Internet culpable of spoiling such things, television is such a large industry that even those involved can't keep everything hidden from the press to stop the fans from being spoiled. Leading up to The O.C.'s third season final rumours were rife that a major character was being killed off. Creator and writer Josh Schwartz even circulated the red-herring that the show's family patriarch, Sandy Cohen, was dying, only to have actress Mischa Barton, who played Marissa Cooper, reveal several days before the show's final that she had left, and that her character was being killed off. Similarly, during a wrongful termination lawsuit actress Nicolette Sheridan served Marc Cherry in regards to her departure from the show Desperate Housewives, Cherry was asked to prove that other major characters, like Sheridan's Edie, had being killed off of the show before, and that her exit wasn't a personal attack on Sheridan. Cherry responded that they were killing off Mike Delfino, the husband of one of the housewives, several weeks before the episode aired, spoiling the shock for fans.

 
As you can see, there's no way to avoid spoilers, and Game of Thrones is even more hazardous for spoilers because it's based of George R.R. Martin book series A Song of Ice and Fire. In fact the brutal scenes depicted in The Rains of Castamere occurred in book three of the series, which was released late 2000. And unlike with the Harry Potter series, in which I was forever immune to discovering the death of Sirius or Dumblemore as I read the books within the first couple of days of their release, I don't as yet have the luxury of staying unspoiled with Game of Thrones. So the best I can do in this case is to in fact get started, or should I say, continue, reading the novels as to be certain that this doesn't occur again. Ironically I'm only three-quarters of the way through book one, I'm up to the chapter in which Robb and Catelyn first arrive at The Twins to meet with Walder Frey. I wonder what will come from that? Wait, wait... don't tell me, I don't want to be spoiled.

Monday, 3 June 2013

A Look At ABC's New Comedies (2013-2014)

Back In The Game

ABC's Pitch: Terry Gannon Jr. (Maggie Lawson) was an All Star softball player until life threw her a couple curve balls: a baby, a lost college scholarship and a loser for a husband. After striking out on her own, Terry and her son Danny (Griffin Gluck) move in with her estranged father, Terry Sr. aka “The Cannon” (James Caan). The Cannon is an opinionated, beer-guzzling, ex-athlete who never quite made the cut as a single father or professional baseball player. As hard as Terry tries to keep Danny away from the sports-driven lifestyle of her youth, Tommy wants to play Little League. His stunning lack of baseball skills (he doesn’t even know which hand the mitt goes on) makes him the laughing stock of the baseball field and his grandfather’s living room. When Danny and a group of other athletically-challenged hopefuls fail to make the team, Danny’s disappointment forces Terry to face her past. So when a wealthy neighbor volunteers to finance a team for the rejected kids, Terry reluctantly offers to coach the team of misfits.


My Thoughts: Looks to have a fun family dynamic, and the overall story is uplifting, plus it could be a strong ensemble if the child characters are used properly. Not sure if I'll be watching or not.


The Goldbergs

ABC's Pitch: Before there were parenting blogs, trophies for showing up, and peanut allergies, there was a simpler time called the ‘80s. For geeky 11-year old Adam (Sean Giambrone) these were his wonder years and he faced them armed with a video camera to capture all the crazy. The Goldbergs are a loving family like any other, just with a lot more yelling. Mom Beverly (Wendi McClendon-Covey) is a classic “smother;” an overbearing, overprotective matriarch who rules this brood with 100% authority and zero sense of boundaries. Dad Murray (Jeff Garlin) is gruff, hot-tempered and trying to parent without screaming. Sister Erica (Hayley Orrantia) is 17, hot, terrifying and not one to mess with. Barry (Troy Gentile) is 16, with classic middle child syndrome. Adam (Sam Giambrone) is the youngest, a camera-wielding future director who’s crushing on an older woman. Rounding out the family is beloved grandfather Al “Pops” Solomon (George Segal), the wild man of the clan, a shameless Don Juan who’s schooling Adam in the ways of love. When Pops buys a new sports car and offers his Caddy to middle child Barry, it’s enough to drive this already high-strung family to the brink of chaos.


My Thoughts: It's interesting to not only have one, but two gimmicks in the vise of the 80's setting and the found camera footage. The family looks relatable enough, but also quite generic if took away everything else. I won't be watching.


Mixology

ABC's Pitch: One bar. One night. Ten single people. Welcome to Union, a high-end bar in Manhattan’s trendy meat-packing district. Recently dumped by his fiancĂ©, Tom (Blake Lee) hasn’t been out on the town in a decade. His best friends, handsome, confident Cal (Craig Frank) and fast-talking Bruce (Andrew Santino), are throwing Tom back into the dating pool whether he likes it or not. Tom’s first encounter is with Maya (Ginger Gonzaga), an attorney who’s as beautiful as she is brutal. Before long, Tom is in tears. After that, it only gets worse. Rounding out Union’s chic crowd is Maya’s engaged-for-now friend Liv (Kate Simses); aggressive single mom Jessica (Alexis Carra); her younger, naive sister Janey (Sarah Bolger); bubbly cocktail waitress Kacey (Vanessa Lengies); dark, mysterious bartender Dominic (Adan Canto); and failed internet entrepreneur Ron (Adam Campbell), who’s having the worst night of his life.


My Thoughts: I foind the conept very intriguing, and a larger ensemble provides the oppurtunity for several compelling storylines. I'll think I'll watch.


Super Fun Night

ABC's Pitch: Junior attorney Kimmie Boubier (Rebel Wilson) and her two best friends Helen-Alice (Liza Lapira) and Marika (Lauren Ash) have had a standing date every Friday night for the last 13 years. They even have a motto for what they call “Friday Night Fun Night”: “Always together! Always Inside!” However, Kimmie’s recent promotion throws a monkey wrench into the tradition. Not only is she now working with her idol, “Lady Lawyer of the Year” Felicity Vanderstone (Kelen Coleman), but she meets a dashingly handsome British attorney, Richard Lovell (Kevin Bishop), who invites her to his party at a trendy club. Determined to spend time with Richard and heed Felicity’s advice to network, Kimmie sets out to convince her friends to take Super Fun Night on the road.


My Thoughts: I'm glad to see that Australian actress Rebel Wilson is doing so well for herlself, but her style of comedy is possibly more suited to a scene-stealing secondary character, not a main one. I won't be watching.


Trophy Wife

ABC's Pitch: They say the third time’s the charm and reformed party girl Kate (Malin Akerman) is hoping that’s true when she becomes Pete’s (Bradley Whitford) third wife. She fell into his arms (literally) at a karaoke bar and a year later, Kate’s got an insta-family complete with three stepchildren and two ex-wives. Diane (Marcia Gay Harden) is ex-wife number one, an intense, over-achieving doctor and the mother of twin teenagers Hillary (Gianna LePera) and Warren (Ryan Scott Lee). Diane is quick to convey her withering disapproval of Kate’s barely tapped maternal instinct. Ex-wife number two, Jackie (Michaela Watkins), is mother to adopted son, Bert (Albert Tsai), and can pull Pete’s strings with her special blend of neurotic, new-ageyness. Juggling all this baggage is uncharted territory for Kate who finds support with her best friend Meg (Natalie Morales) a party-hearty singleton and the only woman Kate knows who has less experience with kids than she has.


My Thoughts: Again, an imteresting family dyanmic for sure, but it's hard to say what is usually a stereotypical character having a whole show based around her will actually be like. I won't be watching.

Sunday, 2 June 2013

A Look At ABC's New Dramas (2013-2014)

Betrayal

ABC's Pitch: A chance meeting leads photographer Sara Hadley (Hannah Ware) and Attorney Jack McAllister (Stuart Townsend) to an undeniable instant attraction. Sara’s husband, Drew (Chris Johnson), is a successful prosecutor with political aspirations. Jack is married to Elaine (Wendy Moniz) the daughter of his boss Thacher Karsten (James Cromwell). When Karsten’s brother-in-law Lou is murdered, all evidence points to Karsten’s son T.J. (Henry Thomas). Jack, the company’s lead council, will have to defend him. For Sara’s prosecutor husband Drew, this is the kind of high-profile murder case that can secure his political future. Just as Sara and Jack’s affair is starting, the lovers will find themselves in an impossible situation—on opposite sides of a murder investigation.

 
My Thoughts: This seems like a relationship drama based around a very thin concept, so the shows actual plot will need to be a lot more compelling. I don't think I'll be watching.


Killer Women

ABC's Pitch: Of all the notorious lawmen who ever patrolled the violent Texas frontier, none are more storied than the Texas Rangers. Being the only female ranger in this elite squad isn’t going to stop ballsy, badass Molly Parker (Tricia Helfer). Molly is committed to finding the truth and seeing justice served. While she’s surrounded by law enforcement colleagues who want to see her fail, including Police Lieutenant Estaban Salazar (Vic Trevino), the Rangers have her back, led by Company Commander Luis Zea (Alex Fernandez). Molly’s also got her brother Billy (Michael Trucco) and his wife Nessa (Marta Milans). On the verge of getting divorced from her smarmy husband Jake (Jeffrey Nordling), Molly begins an affair with sexy DEA agent, Dan Winston (Marc Blucas).


My Thoughts: While action-packed, a female lead trying to break into a traditionally male field is a used formula and could make for painful viewing. I won't be watching.


Lucky 7

ABC's Pitch: In Astoria, Queens, a group of seven gas station employees have been chipping into a lottery pool for months, never thinking they’d actually win. Money could solve problems for each of them. Matt (Matt Long) could get his girlfriend and two kids out of his mother’s house. Matt’s brother Nicky (Stephen Louis Grush), an ex-con, could pay off a dangerous debt. Samira (Summer Bishil), a second-generation Pakistani immigrant, could afford to go to Juilliard. Denise (Lorraine Bruce), a plucky cashier, could focus on rebuilding her crumbling marriage. Leanne (Anastasia Phillips), a young mother, could help her daughter realize her dreams. Bob (Isiah Whitlock, Jr.), the store’s manager, could finally retire, and Antonio (Luis Antonio Ramos) could give his wife and kids a whole new life.


My Thoughts: The show has an interesting premise, and plenty of characters to use for storyline potential, but it remains to be seen where the show will try and go after the pilot. I won't be watching.


Marvel's Agents of SHIELD

ABC's Pitch: Clark Gregg reprises his role of Agent Phil Coulson from Marvel’s feature films, as he assembles a small, highly select group of Agents from the worldwide law-enforcement organization known as S.H.I.E.L.D. Together they investigate the new, the strange, and the unknown across the globe, protecting the ordinary from the extraordinary. Coulson's team consists of Agent Grant Ward (Brett Dalton), highly trained in combat and espionage; Agent Melinda May (Ming-Na Wen), expert pilot and martial artist; Agent Leo Fitz (Iain De Caestecker), brilliant engineer; and Agent Jemma Simmons (Elizabeth Henstridge), genius bio-chemist. Joining them on their journey into mystery is new recruit and computer hacker, Skye (Chloe Bennet).


My Thoughts: Definitely has an exciting universe to explore, is action heavy, funny, and has a strong ensemble cast. I will be watching.


Mind Games

ABC's Pitch: Clark (Steve Zahn) and Ross (Christian Slater) Edwards are brothers and partners in a unique agency committed to solving clients’ problems using the hard science of psychological manipulation. Clark is a former professor and a world-renowned expert in the field of human behavior. He has a checkered history due to bipolar disorder, which sometimes results in quirky, manic episodes. His older brother Ross is a slick con man who spent time in prison. Each in their own way knows what makes people tick. Drawing from the most cutting edge research in psychology, they can a tailor a plan to influence any situation. It’s a little bit science, a little bit con artistry plus a smattering of Jedi mind tricks. The brothers, along with their team of master manipulators are offering clients an alternative to fate.


My Thoughts: It's seems like a fun, heartwarming show, but the premise is very far-fetched. I won't be watching.


Once Upon A Time In Wonderland

ABC's Pitch: In Victorian England, the young and beautiful Alice (Sophie Lowe) tells a tale of a strange new land that exists on the other side of a rabbit hole. An invisible cat, a hookah smoking caterpillar and playing cards that talk are just some of the fantastic things she’s seen during this impossible adventure. Surely this troubled girl must be insane and her doctors aim to cure her with a treatment that will make her forget everything. Alice seems ready to put it all behind her, especially the painful memory of the genie she fell in love with and lost forever—the handsome and mysterious Cyrus (Peter Gadiot). But deep down Alice knows this world is real and just in the nick of time, the sardonic Knave of Hearts (Michael Socha) and the irrepressible White Rabbit (John Lithgow) arrive to save her from a doomed fate. Together, the trio will take a tumble down the rabbit hole to this Wonderland where nothing is impossible.


My Thoughts: Although it's visually pleasing, it's hard to see where the show will go other than on an expansive and drawn out journey. I won't be watching.


Ressurrection

ABC's Pitch: The people of Arcadia, Missouri are forever changed when their deceased loved ones suddenly start to return. An 8-year-old American boy (Landon Gimenez) wakes up alone in a rice paddy in a rural Chinese province with no idea how he got there. Details start to emerge when the boy, who calls himself Jacob, recalls that his hometown is Arcadia and an immigration agent, Martin Bellamy (Omar Epps), takes him there. The home he claims as his own is occupied by an elderly couple, Harold (Kurtwood Smith) and Lucille Garland (Frances Fisher), who lost their son Jacob more than 30 years ago. While they look different, young Jacob recognizes them as his parents. Those closest to the family try to unravel this impossible mystery, including Sheriff Fred Garland (Matt Craven) whose wife Barbara drowned 30 years ago trying to save Jacob. But this boy who claims to be the deceased Jacob knows secrets about his own death that no one else knows—secrets that Fred’s daughter Gail (Devin Kelly) will begin to investigate and discover to be true.


My Thoughts: An intriguing premise, it'll be interesting to see how well the story can be prolonged though. I'll be watching.

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Amazon's Eight Comedy Pilots Reviewed


I read on one of the television related sites I frequent the other day that every man and his grandmother's cat are getting in on making original television content for online distribution. An odd analogy, yes, but also most definitely an apt one, which makes it a very exciting time for the production of television. Last month, Amazon, best known as being an online shopping website, released eight comedy pilots and six children's pilots on Amazon Instant Video in an attempt to gauge viewers thoughts on the programs, which will in turn help Amazon Studio decide which shows they will produce into series. As a situation like this is the first of its kind it is unknown at this stage how much audiences' feedback will dictate what Amazon Studios does next, but its exciting nonetheless, and as an avid TV fan I couldn't wait to view the pilots for myself, and of course, give my own feedback. Below are my thoughts on Amazon's six comedy pilots (I doubt my views of children's television are of any importance), in order of which I liked the most, to the least, as well as there loglines and what I thought did and didn't work for them.


Betas


Logline: Set in the land of Silicon Valley start-ups follows four friends as they attempt to strike it rich with a new mobile social networking app.

My Take: The show looks and feels great. The glitz and glamour of Silicon Valley is contrasted well with the hardship the main characters are enduring trying to make it big. For a comedy it was quite serious, which may be a turn off for some, but I think it works perfectly here. The four male leads are all well and the relationship between Trey (Joe Dinicol) and Nash (Karan Soni), is a highlight. They're all likable characters, although I'd hope more would be done with Mitchell (Charlie Saxton)and Hobbes (Jonathan C. Daly) if the pilot went to series, rather then have them involved is a comic subplot every week. And despite being about 'nerds' nothing felt too similar or stereotypical, but actually quite fresh, and if the show makes it to series I will be watching.

Browsers


Logline: A musical comedy set in contemporary Manhattan that follows four young people as they start their first jobs at a news website.

My Take: Again, the acting is rather strong, and the characters are very appealing and funny too. However, the lead Kate (Brigette Davidovici) is the very generic bubbly small town girl who annoys me easily, and some of the other characters are borderline stereotypical, especially Prudence (Constance Wu).  As for the musical aspect of the show, I'm still undecided. Musical comedies can work well, but majority of the time characters seemed to be singing about what was happening and their thoughts and feelings on the matter. Some were catchy, some were slightly funny, but others fell flat and felt misplaced. The question is whether or not the show needs the singing. It might be fine without it, but then again the singing makes it a whole lot more memorable. I'll continue to watch if it makes it to series, but more out of curiosity of how the show will handle itself then for anything else.

Zombieland


Logline: Based on the hit Columbia Pictures movie of the same name, and finds four survivors outwitting zombies and searching for a place to call home.

My Take: Kirk Ward does a great job at replacing Woody Harrelson as Tallahassee from the film version as does Maiara Walsh as Wichita. Tyler Ross isn't able to capture the same adorkableness that Jesse Eisenberg put was able to into Columbus  though, and this makes the character a little jarring to emphasise with. Most of the episode's humour came from irony, and while it worked well, obviously you would want the comedy to go beyond this if it were picked up. The main problem Zombieland has is one it shares with The Walking Dead. Watching the show almost feels like a futile attempt because naturally a show that based in a post-apocalyptic works is going to have a bleak ending. That's why character development is important here, and that can most definitely be built on with the characters the show has, but the problem is one of plot. While it was fun watching the characters in the episode with little narrative drive (a comedy show's dream) because of the nature of the show plot is necessary to keep audiences interested, and I'm wondering if this can be done in a comedy. I'll play this one by ear if more episodes are made, and if I hear good things about the production I'll keep watching.

Dark Minions


Logline: An animated workplace series about two slackers just trying to make a paycheck, working on an intergalactic warship.

My Take: I absolutely loved the concept, despite the fact it's relevance to everyday life was not at all played subtly in the pilot. This show has so much potential not only as a serialised science-fiction animation, but also a compelling love story between Mel (John Ross Bowie) and Carly (Jamie Denbo). The other characters, however, were very much caricatures and need a lot of work. It also wasn't particularly funny. I could see it trying to be funny, but it was although it was trying too hard. Everything was played straight, and as I said, it was all very obvious. I can't help but think it would be better as a drama, but it's a stop motion animation so there goes that idea. It was also quite annoying that only parts of the animation were complete. While I understand how this makes sense on the money making side of things, it was a very jarring experience for me as a viewer. I'll probably try and check it out if more episodes are made, but only if I've got nothing else to watch.

Those Who Can't


Logline: is a comedy about three juvenile, misfit teachers who are just as immature, if not more so, than the students they teach.

My Take: The premise is likable, and although the main characters are little more than immature adolescents they are understandably all very relatable, Loren (Adam Cayton-Holland) being the stand out. Andy (Andrew Orvedahl) could use a little work. watching these friends talk crap and follow through with their ridiculous plans make make you nostalgic, unlike the lack of plot problem that poses Zombieland, the humour of the show just can't carry it alone because it's all to familiar or, at least to me, seems a little bit juvenile (then again, that's probably the point). The show needs more from it's three characters it terms of audiences becoming immersed in their lives and wanting to follow their story, whatever that may turn out to be. As with Zombieland, I'll play this one by the ear, but I doubt I'll be tuning in again.

Onion News Empire


Logline: Set behind the scenes of The Onion News Network that shows just how far journalists will go to stay at the top of their game.

My Take: the show looks amazing, and once again the acting is great, but it's the three older cast members whose characters, Ed (William Sadler), Helena (Laila Robins) and David (Jeffrey Tambor), really stand out. While I'm generally a fan of satire, particularly of news and current affairs, everything is played so straight in the show. The problem with this is that everything that happens in the show tries to be so ridiculous, and again, not subtle, that it just makes the feel of the show awkward. It had its moments, but majority of the time I felt I was being bombarded with fake news headlines that were supposed to be funny, but weren't. If more episodes are made and are of similar quality, I won't be watching.

Alpha House


Logline: Follows four senators who live together in a rented house in Washington DC.

My Take: Again, the show looks amazing, and the premise always holds promise even if it is a little tried. Unfortunately, the idea of four senators living together doesn't feel realistic, and of the four male leads, only Clark Johnson as Robert seems interesting. John Goodman always acts well, but his character Gil painful and overplayed, as is his assistant Tammy (Alicia Sable) and his unseen wife Julie (Brooke Bloom). Matt Malloy's Louis is played for a one gag joke and Mark Consuelos' Andy only seems to be the arrogant up and comer new guy that'll cause trouble. That's not to say there's not potential here, but from what I've seen, I'm not interested is pursuing the story of these characters.

Supanatural


Logline: An animated comedy series about two outspoken divas who are humanity's last line of defence against the supernatural, when they're not working at the mall.

My Take: The show certainly had an interesting premise when I first heard of it, but having seen it I'm not so sure. The main characters, especially Hezbah (Lily Sparks), are not likable, and despite their middle class friendship appeal, aren't exactly relatable either. As with Those Who Can't, audiences are expected to sit through the pair of adult friends talk crap while being inept at their jobs, a part from a major part of their jobs it to save the world from supernatural beings. It's a weird concept trying to be paired with the banality (or familiarity) of the everyday lives of two friends, and unfortunatley neither aspect hits the mark.

So that's my take on Amazon Studios eight comedy pilots. Not all of them hit the mark for me, but nonetheless it's exciting to witness, and potentially even be apart of, a new way of television production. Did anyone else watch the pilots? What did you think? Are Amazon on to something here, or should they stick to what they know?

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

Game of Thrones 3.2 Review: Dark Wings, Dark Words


In King's Landing Margaery invites Sansa to lunch with her and her grandmother, Olenna Tyrell, who is amusingly honest and abrupt. They ask Sansa what Joffrey is like, since Margaery is to be married to him, and poor Sansa just can't quite ever grasp her composure, initially hesitant, then telling them the truth about Joffrey, before retracting everything she said.

As Joffrey is being fitted with his wedding clothes Cersei questions him about Margaery. He quickly grows angry and impatient with his mother, but is obviously not above heeding her advice, later inviting Margaery to his chambers. He questions her about her late husband Renly and where her loyalties lie, but she cleverly distracts him by admiring his love of the hunt and crossbow skills. Margaery's not exactly subtle about it either, and one has to wonder whether or not Joffrey is just dumb, or doesn't mind being played with as long as a pretty young woman is playing with the idea of his perverse sexual desires.

Tyrion finds Shae in his room, and he is afraid Of Tywin's threat to kill any whore with which he shares a bed. Shae is unperturbed, and has come to tell him about Petyr Baelish taking an interest in Sansa, to which Tyrion replies that now Sansa is no longer betrothed to Joffrey, many men will take an interest in her.

Beyong the Wall Mance Rayder tells Jon that the way he got all of his men to fight in his army was that if they didn't work together, they'd all die. Jon encounters his first warg, people who can see through the eyes of animals, in Orell. Orell awakens from his trance after inhabit acting a crow and tells Mace Rayder that he has seen the Fist of the First Men, and the aftermath of the battle which took place there.

In an unknown location, Theon is tortured by a group of men, and despite answering all of their questions through fully they continue to do so. After they leave a boy who claims to have been sent by Yara Greyjoy, promises to aid him once the soldiers are sleeping.

While heading towards the Wall, Bran, Rickon, Osha and Hodor are confronted by Jojen and Meera Reed. Jojen shares a dream with Bran, and reveals he's a greenseer like Bran. He says that after Ned's death and seeing Bran in his visions, that Jojen and his sister were sent to look for him.

Travelling north, Arya Stark,  Gendry, and Hot Pie are discovered by group who fight for the Brotherhood without Banners. He offers to take them to an inn to eat if they tell him how they escaped Harrenhal, which they do. As they are leaving another group of Brotherhood soldiers enter with a captive Sandor Clegane, who recognises Arya and reveals her true identity to the men.

While transporting a chained Jamie to King's Landing, he and Brienne encounter a farmer who gives them up to men whose allegiances lie to the North, and as such, they want to give Jamie's head to Robb.

Rating: 3.5/5

Monday, 8 April 2013

Californication 6.12 Review: I'll Lay My Monsters Down

Hank is torn over whether or not he should go on tour with Faith and Atticus, or stay in California and try and reunite with Karen. He arrives at Marcy's where she is showing off her wedding dress to Karen, and asks Karen's opinion on whether or not he should go. Understandably she tells him that they're no longer a part of each others lives and for Hank to consider her in his plans is redundant. Marcy is sad that they haven't reunited, explaining to them that her time in California has being one long mid-crisis but that she's tired of being unhappy all the time which is why her and Charlie are getting back together. On Atticus's plane, Atticus convinces Hank that if the two of them finish he musical on the tour hopefully the two of them will find love. Atticus's concert is undoubtedly crass, as we all knew it would, including a song called 'Right Between The Thighs'. He marries Charlie and Marcy on stage, and asks anyone else if they would like to get married. Hank proposes to Karen but she just smiles at him before Atticus asks everyone to leave the stage. I would say this is the smartest decision Katen has ever made in regards to her relationship with Hank, but the result remains to be seen until next season. Hank leaves with Atticus and Faith because of Karen's rejection, but while asleep on the tour bus he realises he has to go back for her. Faith is sad that Hank is leaving, but completely understands, as does Atticus. Crow drives Hank back to Karen's and the episode ends with him knocking on her door. A pretty uneventful episode for a season final, but it successfully wrapped by Atticus's and Faith's story lines while most obviously preparing for next season.

Rating: 3/5

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Bates Motel 1.3 Review: What's Wrong With Norman


It's not uncommon for young men to fantasise over erotica material or their female teachers so when Norman faints after remembering images of bound Chinese women from the diary he found, and then imagines Miss Watson in a similar position, I found it a exaggerated. To be fair though he's got a lot on his mind, he did, after all, recently help his mother cover up the murder of Keith Summer's and was almost killed himself when investigating the diary with Emma.

While in hospital after his spell, Norma is called away to sign for the new motel carpet, which Dylan couldn't sign for because of his new job. When she returns home an unnecessarily aggressive Sheriff Romero bursts into her house with a search warrant.

Back at the hospital Bradley gives Norman some flowers, partially in thanks for him giving some to her after her father's accident. She joins him on his bed and they watch a movie, and maybe it's because I'm not used to popular girls liking weird guys, or maybe it's because both actors are a little wooden, but I feel no chemistry here, no warmth in the relationship the characters are meant to share. Later a spooked

Norma returns to the hospital and takes Norman back home despite the doctors wanting to keep him for observation. When Norman realises it's missing he tells Norma that the police have taken Keith Summer's belt as evidence, which he had, of course, kept as a memento.

Elsewhere, Dylan's new job is watching over the field of marijuana Norman and Emma stumbled upon last week. His co-worker, Ethan tells his the field's owned by several families in town, and that Bradley's father's accident way repaid with the life of the man hanging upside down on fire in the middle of town. The White Pine Bay folk certainly seem to have a different way of doing things and obviously a lot of time on their hands.

At Bates Motel, Emma deducts from pictures in the diary the room where one of the girls was kept at the hotel, and finds a Chinese symbol written under the sink. I understand this girl doesn't have much going on in her life, but Norman wasn't wring in saying she's obsessed.

Norma approaches Deputy Shelby about Romero's harassment if her and, as always, is painfully flirty, and, being the worst deputy ever, invites her to dinner. Continuing on in that fashion he reveals to Norma at dinner that he hid the belt from Romero to protect her, and they have sex.

Dylan arrives home and finds Norman waiting for Norma, he tells Norman that he should get out more and stop letting their mother smother him. Dylan forgives him for almost killing him, but Norman has no idea what he is talking about and thinks it is a joke.

Later Norma returns home and tells Norman what has happened, they have a special relationship these two, and Norman tells her he doesn't like it.

At school Emma tells Norman she's depicted the Chinese symbol and wants to go o the police, and understandably, Norman tells her to mind her own business.

That night a vision on Norma appears to Norman and tells him to retrieve the belt from Shelby's house. I don't enjoy characters experiencing visions, and I'm also afraid that Bates Motel might try to assign their occurrences has a symptom of whatever mental illness Norman is likely to be diagnosed with. I was hoping for a more psychological story of how and why Norman starts to do the things he does, not psychiatric. Regardless Norman goes to Shelby's house and under covers a secret basement (can't any if these people be normal?), as well as a Chinese women tied up in it, just as Shelby returns home.

Rating: 2.5/5